What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:13
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Unacceptable again!
No way
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.